2022 has been unlike any other year…and this Christmas, we’d like to help you immortalize it …With some of the year’s biggest finance news, turned into holiday cheer.
“It’s the most volatile time of the year…There’ll be much second-guessing…Investors are owing…When stock traders fear …It’s the most volatile time of the year…”
The ups, the downs, the red numbers and the black, all compiled into one neat, little album:
“It’s beginning to look a lot like a recession. But no one’s really sure; Some analysts say it’s here…But economists say it’s not…What’s more crucial, GDP or jobs?”
“Will inflation slow?…Food markups underway…I’m losing all my mo’…Screaming every day…Blame Putin ’n’ Beijing…For making money tight…What dread it is to see gas rise…To historic heights tonight!…Oh! Inflation smells, inflation smells…Supply chains are messed up…Oh what dread it is to feel …rate-hikes won’t make it stop…Oh! Inflation smells, inflation smells…Supply chains are messed up…Oh what dread it is to feel …rate-hikes won’t make it stop”
“O come, young investors, hopeful and naive…O come ye, o come ye, buy bitcoin here …O come and spend big, nevermind the crashes…It’s risky, and alarming…It’s risky, and alarming…It’s risky, and alarming…But dreams do come true!”
All these hits, from a limited edition of the finest finance music you’ve ever heard.
“You know bitcoin…And tether, Ethereum, and dogecoin….Three Arrows Capital, and Celsius, and Voyager…But do you recall, the most infamous crypto-fraudster of all? Do Kwon the crypto mogul…Loved his giant crypto world…Then it all came crashing…When terra/luna malfunctioned…It’s all cause the algorithm…Wasn’t stable – like at all…Now he’s facing fraud charges…And crypto users lost it all”
These titles and more, are all here, in this wonderful, businessey, holiday album.
“Oil to the World, supply is down, and OPEc Raised the price…”
“I’m dreaming of a positive return…. Much like the ones I used to know”
The right kind of music, to turn a year you’d rather not remember, into one you’ll never forget.
“We wish you a better quarter, we wish you a better quarter, we wish you a better quarter, and a lasting career.”