I want a soft landing for Christmas
Only a soft landing will do
I don’t want a margin call
No dinky Santa rally
I want a soft landing to trade in and enjoy
I want a soft landing for Christmas
I don’t think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won’t have to use
Dirty Stimmy money
Just bring it through the Squawk Box studio
That’s the easy thing to do
I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh, what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see my Bloomberg screen, all in green
I want a soft landing for Christmas
Only a soft landing will do
No recessions
No market corrections
I only like soft landings
And soft landings like me too
Mom says it would help speed up retirement
But teacher says soft landings are a rare phenomenon
There’s lots of room for it
In our portfolio
I’d watch it grow
And check our targets
Then give it a rebalance
I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh, what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see my Bloomberg screen, all in green
I want a soft landing for Christmas
Only a soft landing will do
No recessions
Or market corrections
I only like soft landings
And soft landings like me too
